Monday, September 19, 2011

What drives him!!!!!!!

I write this article after deep research on male psychology, and i apologize to all the sweet men who didn’t realize i was using them as lab rats. Well, a woman's got to do what she has, to keep up in this heavy traffic, right? i know most women would agree with me. I live by the principle that to seize a man, you should understand him more, and love him less. This theory I propose as an easy way to dissect the male brain without being overtly judgmental. All in all, it is most important to choose the right kind of guy and I hope this works out fine as much for you as it does for me.

A man’s driving can tell definitely a lot about the man’s psyche. For one, men consider driving a vehicle much more than a means of transporting themselves from one place to another. Driving, like any other soulful hobby say painting or playing a piano, is a passion. Trust me personally any day I would prefer a guy who drives passionately than paints. So first scrutiny falls upon the condition of his vehicle. If the vehicle is spic and span let’s give him 70 not wait 90 points. This man takes good care of the things that matter to him. Though you shouldn’t expect him to love you the most, as his bike is gonna come before you anyway. If you are the kind of woman who is not overtly possessive and willing to share a man with his Yamaha or royal Enfield then I say you are one step closer to finding your soul mate, if at all such a thing exists. Prefer a man who cares of his vehicle and one day he is gonna care for you probably the same.

We have travelled at least with one guy who is all calm and gentlemanly while dining and as soon as he mount’s his car or bike you see a appalling side to him. Yes, am talking about the 'chronic swearer'. If you want to learn bad words in tamil, ride pavilion with this man. Points you girls should note. This man is short tempered and easily provocative. Unless and until you’re a strong hearted woman with her head on her shoulders I’d advise you hop off at the next signal and catch an auto home. Men are vulnerable while driving, what with the traffic and mundane rules they’d have to follow. But I feel so is life and any guy who is disturbed enough to swear out loud in traffic would definitely fail to stay calm at the testing stages life is gonna throw at him. He is passionate no doubt but also a bit immature.

Then there is the man who thinks he can reach his destination faster if he keeps cutting lanes and swirling between the cars that race! In tamil there is an expression “ Cycle gap le airplane otturan” which translates, trying to run an airplane into a space which would only accommodate a cycle. This is the man who is focused on his objective. And he would do just about anything to get there. Though that could be a feather on his cap in his profession how would you feel about living with a man who always prefers to choose the life’s easiest path. No matter all the consequences he has to face while going through the short cut. He is happy he has reached his destination in life and that alone satisfies him. He lives life in quickie mode. For a woman who is laid back and wants to savor life's moments,he’d probably get bored of you or you will die of a nervous fit, no bet which happens first though. Are you a woman of principles? Please start running now.

The slow and cautious driver. His speedo-meter would never cross 40 km/hr and mind you that is the actual speed limit within the city. How many of us have driven at that? No, he is not like us. He would stick to the grave rules of the traffic police, has never received a traffic ticket and stops behind the stop line. Sounds like a gentle man right, well mostly he is. But you shouldn miss the obsessive streak in this behavior pattern. He could either be affected by OCD (obsessive compulsive disorder) or be the most feared perfectionist. If you are like me a clumsy girl next door, get ready to be fostered by your partner. Lectures on how to do stuff and when and at precisely what rate can be very easily expected. Nevertheless he’s a stable man and very dependable.

I conclude from my study of most common patterns in driving, that a man who can manage city traffic can manage his woman well. And to study a man you do so when he is at his most vulnerable state: driving. Till date I follow this heartless way of analysis the male species and you know what? Am having a pretty good time. Shouldn’t you? Any day I would trust a man who could drive well. Speaking with science driving requires a high sense of motor co-ordination and intellectual reasoning and decision making skills. An alert mind is a recipe to a healthy human being. What better way to select my partner?

3 comments:

  1. Very nice :) But I do know some guys who look after their car so well, that they neglect their wives!

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  2. yes. that's true, i know what u mean! am sure he belongs to the swear driving category too..thts why he's neglecting her!

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